Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Stop The Presses! The Red Sox Sign A Player....Wait

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Don't get too excited, but Dave Dombrowski made a player signing today. No, it's not the one you're yearning for—instead, it's the immortal Steve Selsky. Who, you may query? Come on! The Selsk-Mesiter has been on the Boston roster before—don't you remember? Just last season, Selsky made nine plate appearances for The Carmine Hose—hitting a robust .111 (but, hey, his OPS was .333). To refresh your memory, Selsky is a 29-year-old journeyman who is listed as an outfielder, pinch hitter and third baseman. Talk about your versatility! The signing is a minor-league deal. But, still—look out Astros, here we come!