Thursday, January 18, 2018

'La Flow Benintendi' Appears Gone For The 2018 Season

Women across Red Sox Nation are in a quandary this afternoon after The Boston Globe's Peter Abraham posted a picture of Andrew Benintendi on his Twitter feed. So what, you say? Well, the pic in question shows a severely-shorn Benny—with none of the signature "flow" in view. It looks like he's going for either: the James Dean look from Rebel Without A Cause OR the Marlon Brando look in On The Waterfront. Neither of these looks works. Anyway, get ready for all kinds of commentary on Benintendi's new "moss" (as Dennis Eckersley—another hirsute Red Sox player—might put it).