According to a report in the New York Daily News (that bastion of journalistic integrity), The Bronx Embalmers will hire either Hensley 'Bam-Bam' Meulens or Aaron "F." Boone as their new skipper. Clearly, neither one has the gravitas or skill of the departed Joe Girardi. It should be a lot of fun next season, no matter which of the mediocre choices is made.