Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Evil Ones Expand Search For Manager Beyond Mediocre

Grady's Available!
It's almost December and The Bronx Embalmers are still without a manager. After interviewing every available mediocre candidate (Yankees bench coach Rob Thomson, Blue Jays field coordinator Eric Wedge, Giants bench coach Hensley "Bam-Bam" Meulens, ESPN analyst Aaron Boone, and Dodgers infield coach Chris Woodward), The Pinstriped Posers are now "expanding" their search to a batch of even worse candidates—like recently retired World Series Champion Carlos Beltran (who has zero experience as a skipper). As we have pointed out, Grady Little is only 67 years old and currently working in the Pirates front office. He's tanned, rested and ready for the Bronx!