Just think, in a few short hours,
The Bronx Embalmers could be eliminated from further postseason play! The feisty,
upstart Twinkies are set to shock the world tonight at
The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street.
Joe Mauer,
Brian Dozier,
Eddie Rosario and starting pitcher
Ervin Santana will look to boot
The Pinstriped Posers onto the golf courses of America. Minnesota can move on to face
Tito's Tribe in the
other ALDS Series. You can watch it all in living color on ESPN at 8PM Eastern tonight. Bring your PomPoms and plenty of libation!
