Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Yankee Elimination Day Celebration Set For Later Tonight

Just think, in a few short hours, The Bronx Embalmers could be eliminated from further postseason play! The feisty, upstart Twinkies are set to shock the world tonight at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street. Joe Mauer, Brian Dozier, Eddie Rosario and starting pitcher Ervin Santana will look to boot The Pinstriped Posers onto the golf courses of America. Minnesota can move on to face Tito's Tribe in the other ALDS Series. You can watch it all in living color on ESPN at 8PM Eastern tonight. Bring your PomPoms and plenty of libation!