Friday, September 15, 2017

'Solomonic' Commish Smacks Down Both Sox & Empire

Although he was supposed to rule on APPLEGate early in the week, MLB Commissioner Rob "King Solomon" Manfred divided the 'penalty baby' and fined both the Red Sox and Evil Ones for electronic eavesdropping to steal signs. In case anyone was paying attention on a Friday afternoon at 5PM, Manfred also said the undisclosed fines will be donated to Hurricane relief efforts in Florida. This guy is good.