Friday, April 7, 2017

Follicle-Based Safe Spaces Needed In Sox Clubhouse?

Thanks to the Providence Journal's Tim Britton, we are now aware of a sharp rift in the Red Sox clubhouse. Not Democrats versus Republicans, or conservatives versus liberals or even strict constructionists versus living Constitution people. No, it's the dispute over who has the best hair on the team. On one side are the self-named "FlowBros"Andrew Benintendi and Brock Holt. They have formed a coalition of sorts—the early-adopters of trendy hirsuteness. Then, there are the rebels—the unkempt wild men like Heath Hembree and Robbie Ross, Jr. The battle is on for the hearts and minds of Red Sox Nation. Choose sides!