Tuesday, March 7, 2017

A-Fraud Signs With FOX To Do Some Saturday Games

You knew this was coming. 'The Centaur' could not possibly be out of the limelight for more than fifteen minutes. Now, multiple reports indicate that Alex Rodriguez has signed a deal to do both studio analysis and game broadcasts for FOX. The Fraudulent One reportedly inked a multi-year pact—that will foist him on fans during selected Saturday FOX game broadcasts. We estimate that after about four games with A-Fraud, we will all be pining for the halcyon days of color commentary by Tim McCarver. Saints preserve us!