Thursday, February 23, 2017
Mitt Romney Looking To Buy A Piece Of The Evil Empire
Mitt Romney is looking to buy a big chunk of The Bronx Embalmers. After failing to buy into the Marlins and Dodgers, Romney is inexplicably seeking an ownership share of his favorite team's mortal enemy. What's up with that? Hopefully, this is just bad reporting by the NYC rags, but it sure looks for real! Romney did own a piece of The Pinstriped Posers back in 2007—but that was through his blind trust. This time, he's going in with eyes wide open. If this goes through, we're hoping current Governor Charlie Baker revokes Romney's passport to Red Sox Nation.