Wednesday, February 22, 2017

A-Rod Reiterates Retirement To Yawning Baseball World

In typical 'Centaur' fashion, meglomaniacal Alex Rodriguez re-confirmed that he is still retiredlike anyone cared. And, to set the record straight on other important matters, Generalissimo Francisco Franco (not to be confused with Julio Franco) is still dead. Working as an 'instructor' in the Spring Camp of The Evil Ones, A-Fraud claimed "zero interest" in playing again. Once again, no one cares, buddy. Find a mirror and enjoy the rest of your afternoon. Sincerely, the rest of baseball.