|A 'Tail' Of Two Cities|
Our long national nightmare may soon be over—thanks to the San Francisco Giants. Multiple reports indicate that the 'Gigantes' are willing to take back Pablo Sandoval in a trade with the Red Sox. Apparently, the brass at AT&T Park are smoking the same stuff as the Dodgers did just before The Great Punto Deal. Maybe they think Sandoval is their lucky talisman—and that's why they didn't win the 'even-year' 2016 World Series. Who knows? Who cares? Let's offer The Panda up before they awaken from their pot-induced stupor. Talk about your Thanksgiving Weekend Miracle!