Sunday, August 7, 2016

A-Fraud To Announce Retirement Today, World Yawns

In typical "Centaur" fashion, Alex Rodriguez is calling a dramatic Sunday morning press conference—along with Empire manager Joe Girardi and GM Brian Cashman. Most are speculating that The Fraudulent One will announce his retirement—and reveal some type of bogus, long-term "consulting" agreement with The Pinstriped Posers. Only this guy would call so much attention to his essential dismissal from the Yankees—based on crap performance. Ah, but it's A-Fraud. What else did you expect?