The Bronx Embalmers are on the verge of dealing flame-throwing closer Aroldis Chapman to the Cubbies for four players in the Chicago organization. Multiple reports are suggesting that two top prospects—Gleber Torres (SS) and Billy McKinney (OF)—along with pitcher Adam Warren and an undetermined fourth player will head to the Bronx. This "haul" pales in comparison to what The Pinstriped Posers gave up to get Chapman from the Reds last year. This will significantly enhance the prospects of the Cubbies going forward—and also help re-build the woeful farm system of The Evil Ones. Stay tuned!