Monday, April 4, 2016

Red Sox Season Opener Cancelled Due To 'Foul' Weather

The good news is the Red Sox remained undefeated after Opening Day. The bad news is that the weather in The-Mistake-By-The-Lake has forced cancellation of the season opener against The Tribe. The game is re-scheduled for Tuesday at 1:10 PM. Hey, we warned you as long ago as last Thursday not to fake sickness to get off from work. Don't blame us!