Tuesday, March 29, 2016

David Price Officially Named Sox Opening Day Starter

(AP Photo)
The worst-kept secret in southwest Florida was confirmed today when Red Sox manager John Farrell announced that David Price will be Boston's Opening Day starter next Monday at The Mistake By The Lake. Boy, Steven Wright must be bummed! Anyway, Clay "Will I Ever Pitch 200 Innings?" Buchholz will start Game 2. Rick "Maybe Someday My Sinker Will Sink" Porcello, Joe "Cy" Kelly and Wright will "jockey" for positioning after that. Frankly, Farrell's guess is as good as yours as to who ends up in the 3,4,5 slots! Here's hoping our new $217 million ace comes through against Tito And The Tribe.