It may be snowing today in Boston (and it is), but the hearts of The Nation are light: Red Sox Truck Day is less than five days away! Apparently, there is some random political event happening in New England on Tuesday—but it's Wednesday that really matters. On that morning the equipment truck will load up at Fenway Park and begin its long ride to Fort Myers. No doubt, NORAD will be tracking the truck's progress through the various hinterlands along the route. We hear that to reach Florida, you have to pass through such wilderness areas as North Carolina, South Carolina and Hartford. Our loyal readers can better follow the exploits of "The Truck" via its own TWITTER account. That's right, Truck Day has its own account. You can access it HERE.