Aroldis Chapman was traded to The Evil Ones and—voilà—all domestic disturbance charges against him have been dropped by Florida prosecutors. Isn't that special? These are the same charges which—when they first came to light—torpedoed a "done" deal sending Chapman to the Dodgers. Chapman's 22-year old girlfriend had alleged that the Yankee pitcher "pushed and choked her". Chapman denied those charges but did admit that he later obtained a handgun and fired eight shots into a wall and window. Nice guy. New strategy for jerks—get traded to The Bronx Embalmers. You'll feel right at home there.