Monday, December 28, 2015

Evil Ones To Acquire Aroldis Chapman From Reds

Apparently, the Steinbrenner Brood ('Tweedle-Dumb' and 'Tweedle-Dumber') have no problem with domestic abusers—although facial hair is a taboo. Word is that The Pinstriped Posers are about to trade for Aroldis Chapman. If (former Red Sox reliever) Andrew Miller or Dellin Betances aren't going back in the deal, it sets up a pretty bizarre "end" of the bullpen for The Bronx Embalmers. New York gives up two right-handed pitchers—Caleb Cotham and Rookie Davis—along with infielders Eric Jagielo and Tony Renda. Chump change for a chump.