Apparently, the Steinbrenner Brood ('Tweedle-Dumb' and 'Tweedle-Dumber') have no problem with domestic abusers—although facial hair is a taboo. Word is thatThe Pinstriped Posers are about to trade for Aroldis Chapman. If (former Red Sox reliever) Andrew Miller or Dellin Betancesaren't going back in the deal, it sets up a pretty bizarre "end" of the bullpen for The Bronx Embalmers. New York gives up two right-handed pitchers—Caleb Cotham and Rookie Davis—along with infielders Eric Jagielo and Tony Renda. Chump change for a chump.