Get Set For Tonight's Yankee Elimination Celebration!
Tonight's the night, Sox fans—potentially anyway. Either way, you have to get your self mentally psyched for the elimination of The Bronx Embalmers tonight at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street. Houston is clearly the better team in the one-game Wild Card match-up, so no amount of front-running 'beautiful people' in $1,500 seats will be able to stem the Astros tide. Look for a lop-sided win from the 'Stros and a quick exit for The Pinstriped Posers. Couldn't happen to a better bunch of guys!