Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Evil Ones Headed To The Links On Wednesday, Fall, 3-0

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The Bronx Embalmers could do nothing with Astros ace Dallas Keuchel—and, as a result, The Pinstriped Posers will be turning their attention to five irons, putts and sand traps for the balance of October. The Evil Ones managed just three hits off Astros pitching in a 3-0 elimination loss in the Wild Card play-in game. The front-running "fans" at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street were all pumped-up when—in the sixth inning—A-Faud came to the plate with two on. Would this be the moment? Not bloody likely—as The Centaur flied out weakly to CF. We love the smell of Yankee futility in the morning, it smells like———VICTORY!