Evil Empire's 'Men Without Bats' Fall Out Of First Place
Hear that thud? That's the sweet sound of The Bronx Embalmers falling out of first place in the American League East. The new occupant of the top spot—the Toronto Blue Jays—won their 10th straight to ascend to first. Meanwhile, the punch-less Yankees (aptly named 'Men Without Bats' by the NewYork Post), lost their 5th straight game, falling to The Tribe, 2-1. Alex Rodriguez—always the primary team motivator—chimed in with this after the loss, "Hopefully we turn it around pretty soon". Dynamic stuff, huh? Hey, that's why The Centaur gets the big bucks. This collapse should be fun to follow for the next six or seven weeks.