Friday, August 14, 2015

Evil Empire To "Honor" 3,000th Hit Of Alex Rodriguez

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Putting hypocrisy on the front-burner, the Yankees will "honor" multiple-PED-offender Alex Rodriguez on the 'faux milestone' of his 3,000th hit. On Sept. 13 (unfortunately not a Friday), The Bronx Embalmers will hold a special pre-game 'ceremony' before their contest with the first-place Toronto Blue Jays. The Fraudulent One homered to become the 29th member of the 3,000-hit club back in June. Unconfirmed reports indicate that he will be presented with a live Centaur in Monument Park.