Thursday, July 30, 2015

Red Sox Fan Projectile Vomits At Fenway Park

UpChuckNation In Action
OK, it's been a really bad season—but not that bad. A sickened fan vomited at Fenway Park last night from a second-level of luxury seats onto the unfortunate masses below. It's unclear what exactly provoked the flow—but it might have been the inability of anyone in the Red Sox infield to cover third base while a White Sox player happily scampered there. Or maybe just the fact that team is on pace to win a lousy seventy ballgames. Or maybe it was just the kale sandwich from Fenway's Organic Rooftop Garden. Yeah, probably that. You can see a video of this troubling event HERE.