Signs and wonders. Of course the slumping Red Sox would beat up on one of the best left-handed starters in the game in Chirs Sale. Of course they'd get seven solid innings out of knuckle-baller Stephen Wright (who owns the world's largest seashell collection). Of courseRusney Castillo would show us why Ben Cherington spent $80 million or so of John Henry's money on him with a monster HR. Of courseDavid Ortiz would continue his blazing post-Pedro-induction spree. Of course Xander Bogaerts would get three hits—well, actually that's the only one that isn't a surprise. Sox win, 8-2.