Friday, June 12, 2015

Silly Fenway Rooftop Garden Now Has 'Harvest'

Just in case you don't think the NOG (New Ownership Group) is politically-correct enough, you have new evidence on this upcoming homestand. Their incredibly dumb "rooftop garden" behind GATE A has actually borne some real produce. Now, fans will be subjected to the 'Fenway Farms Stand', which will offer such tantalizing treats as "Kale Salad, Kale Chicken Caeser Salad Wrap, and an Arugula Wrap." Stop the presses! An Arugala Wrap! We've been calling for that for years. Finally! Good grief, these guys are insufferable.