John Henry To Address The Media At Fenway

(USATSI)

Well, isn't this a surprise?! John Henry will emerge from the shadows today and address the media—presumably about the laughable ineptitude of his 2015 Carmine Hose. Of course, it might also be about the laughable ineptitude of his sixth-place 2015 Liverpool Reds soccer team. Or the laughable ineptitude of his "flagship" NESN super station. Or perhaps even the laughable ineptitude of his 103-year old stadium. There's a whole host of possibilities!