Tuesday, May 12, 2015

'Dog Day' At Fenway Park: Insert Your Joke Here

The Red Sox will hold another "Dog Day At Fenway" on June 29th. Oddly enough, the team itself will be on the road in Toronto (see what we did there?). Fans are invited (read: can pay for the privilege) of trotting their Canine-Americans around the historic Fenway warning track. Counter-intuitively, none of the Red Sox starting rotation will be present for "Dog Day" (get it?).  We decided to read the Doggie Waiver, and found that much of the language in it could apply to a general fan of the Red Sox in 2015. To wit, "I fully understand that the Activities could be dangerous and that there are risks relating to my participation." Indeed.