Manager John Farrell said today that—even with two Tommy John surgeries—he would be happy to pitch in to shovel out Fenway Park for Opening Day. It's not so outlandish a comment in this monstrous Winter season. Boston's 103-year old ballpark is buried in eight feel of snow—with more coming today. Granted, Opening Day at the old ballyard is April 13th—but we've seen May snow storms around these parts. Well, there's nothing else to do but switch on the coverage from Fort Myers and dream. By the way, has anyone heard from Al Gore lately?