Tuesday, February 17, 2015

A-Rod Delivers Hand-Written Apology To Fans

After his pathetic 'apology' to Yankee brass last Tuesday, Alex Rodriguez today delivered a mea culpa to the world. Empire officials had reportedly offered Yankee Stadium itself (AKA The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street) as a forum for A-Fraud's Apology Tour 2015. But, it looks like The Fraudulent One has taken matters into his own hands—literally. The Centaur penned a "heartfelt" apology to fans that reads (in part): "I take full responsibility for the mistakes that led to my suspension for the 2014 season. I regret that my actions made the situation worse than it needed to be. To Major League Baseball, the Yankees, the Steinbrenner family, the Players Association and you, the fans, I can only say I'm sorry" Isn't that the problem: "only say I'm sorry"? Just leave, Bozo! FULL TEXT HERE.