Don't count on settling in to watch tonight's ALCS Game One. A massive swath of heavy rain is headed toward Charm City and will likely wash out tonight's O's-Royals match-up. The forecast for the Baltimore area is: "Rain likely. Low 54F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 100%. Rainfall near a half an inch." So, you either have to watch something else (we suggest catching up on the first two episodes of "Homeland" on SHOWTIME) or listen to TBS' incredibly boring Chip Caray drone on during a three-hour rain delay. All we have to say is: Ted Sarandis was right!