Folks, you just can't make this stuff up. Former Red Sox (and Oakland and Texas and Tampa and Yankee and White Sox) slugger Jose Canseco 'accidentally' shot himself in the left hand yesterday while cleaning a gun. Canseco told police he was cleaning the gun in his kitchen (that's where we clean all of our guns) when it went off and shot him in the hand. He was taken to a local Las Vegas-area medical center for treatment. You can all make up your own minds as to the veracity of Jose's story.