It's here! Today, the New York Yankees were eliminated from playoff contention by the first-place Baltimore Orioles in a 9-5 victory at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street. The Pinstriped Posers have now missed the post-season in consecutive seasons for the first time since 1992-1993. So, no matter how horrific the Red Sox season has been (and heaven knows it has been), we can all take comfort in the fact that The Bronx Embalmers got exactly the same thing out of this season as we did: that would beabsolutely nothing. Moreover, the future is a heck of a lot brighter for us than them. After all, A-Fraud will be walking through their Spring Training door next February. We, at least, have a semblance of a youth movement—they have a 2015 roster that could use Geritol for a PED. Of course, today's result also guarantees that Sunday will definitively be Derek Jeter's last game ever. All is right with the world.