According to The Wall Street Journal, Alex Rodriguez—suspended by MLB for the entire 2014 season—may be updating his resume on LinkedIn. Apparently, The Fraudulent One has created a profile on the social networking/job seeking site as: "Founder, CEO and President of ARod Corp—based in the Miami/Fort Lauderdale area." Said a LinkedIn spokesperson, "All signals indicate it is a real profile." There is some good news—as of yesterday, The Centaur had no connections. Folks, you can't make this stuff up.