"You got jersey? We got jersey". With apologies to Joe Piscopo, we really do need to revel in the fact that two current Red Sox players place in the top five of jersey sales for 2014. While Derek 'I'm Retiring, Have You Heard?' Jeter tops the list, David Ortiz comes in fourth and Dustin Pedroia clocks in at the number five spot. Only one other Red Sox-connected player made it it into the Top 20—former prospect Anthony Rizzo.