Thursday, April 24, 2014

The Munson-Nixon Line Now Excludes Hartford

The newest rendering of The Munson-Nixon Line (the carefully surveyed demarcation between Red Sox and Yankee allegiances in New England) shows that Hartford (sometimes regarded as the DMZ of the conflict) is clearly now in the camp of The Evil Ones. As the battle chart shows, the Connecticut capital is well within enemy lines. Having known many fans of The Pinstriped Posers in the Greater Hartford area, this comes as no real surprise. It also appears that a substantial portion of Vermont has also succumbed to the dark side. Come to think of it, did you ever hear the Bronx twang on Bernie Sanders?