Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Red Sox May Face 'Scattered Flurries' Tonight

Spring? Ha! Nice try. The Red Sox will take on the Pale Hose tonight in Chicago—where "scattered flurries" are expected during the game. Of course, Jake Peavy is used to pitching during Windy City 'Springs', so it might not be too much of a disadvantage. Boston will send out the following line-up to battle the clear case of Global Warming engulfing Second City: Grady Sizemore, LF, Xander Bogaerts, SS, David Ortiz, DH, Mike Napoli, 1B, Daniel Nava, RF, A.J. Pierzynski, C, Ryan Roberts, 3B, Jackie Bradley Jr., CF, Jonathan Herrera, 2B. Cut it out, Winter!