It's 'nip and tuck', but—at the moment at least—The Evil Empire is outpacing your Carmine Hose for the most expensive tickets in the AL. According to Forbes magazine, the average ticket to a Bronx Emblamer game is $164—a fraction ahead of Boston's $157. The Tigers are a distant third at an average ticket price of $124. A ticket to Derek Jeter's final regular season game at Fenway (and hopefully his last game ever) is now averaging $530. The prize for the cheapest American League seat goes to the Twinkies—since it only costs an average of $63.80 to see them play.