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| Lame New Tonight Show Host In Love |
Surely, it's a sign of the apocalypse. Who knew that the stodgy
Bud Selig would be Cupid in disguise?
Major League Baseball has announced the launch of 29 team-specific Match.com dating sites—apparently the Canadian franchise is the only one opting out. This is not an
Onion piece, we are serious about this—at least to the extent that you can trust the
Associated Press.
Noah Garden, an MLB executive vice president of revenue, actually said this:
"The idea is put like people together with similar interest and passion. There's still always room for more butts in the seats." We're not touching
that line.
