Tuesday, February 11, 2014

BREAKING: Mike Napoli's Beard Still Fully Intact

Thanks to the ever-vigilant Peter Abraham of The Boston Globe (a wholly-owned subsidiary of John Henry), we now know the truth: Mike Napoli still has his beard. Abraham TWEETED out a photo of Napoli arriving at Spring Training—and, frankly, there is no doubt. It remains to be seen whether Napoli is the sole 'hirsute holdout' from the 2013 World Series squad. An anxious Nation awaits.