Monday, January 27, 2014

Yankees' 'O-Rod' Arrested For DUI In Florida

Maybe The Evil Ones should just stop signing guys named Rodriguez. Or at least they should prevent them from ever visiting the state of Florida. Yankee prospect Omar Luis Rodriguez (let's call him 'O-Rod') was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol on Friday morning in Tampa. The 21-year old—who fled Fidel Castro's 'Socialist Paradise'—signed with The Pinstriped Posers in 2012. Not surprisingly, The Bronx Embalmers had no comment on the arrest of 'O-Rod'.