Tuesday, December 31, 2013

The Evil Empire Is Not Signing Stephen Drew

Drew Goes Yard In World Series Game 6
According to Hall Of Fame sportswriter Peter Gammons, the Yankees are not signing free agent shortstop Stephen Drew to a contract. Reportedly, Bronx Embalmer GM Brian Cashman stated yesterday that the team will not ink the World Series-winning shortstop of the Boston Red Sox. Despite the folderol dished out by Uber-Agent Scott Boras, the market for Drew is shrinking big time. As Gammons points out, the Red Sox need to delicately persuade Drew that his best course of action is a one-year "pillow" contract with his old team. This will allow Drew to showcase his talents next year and test free agency again in 2015.