Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Shin-Soo Choo Turned Down Evil Empire's Bid

Es-CHOO-Ing The Empire
Hey, maybe Scott Boras isn't so bad after all. Multiple reports suggest that The Evil Empire offered Boras client Shin-Soo Choo a seven-year, $140 million contract—which the player turned down. The Boras-Choo team even asked for "Jacoby Ellsbury" money (7 years, $153 Million), after which the powers that be at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street abruptly cut off negotiations. The Bronx Embalmers ultimately signed Carlos Beltran for $45 million over three years.