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| Es-CHOO-Ing The Empire |
Hey, maybe
Scott Boras isn't so bad after all. Multiple reports suggest that
The Evil Empire offered Boras client
Shin-Soo Choo a seven-year, $140 million contract—which the player turned down. The Boras-Choo team even asked for "
Jacoby Ellsbury" money (7 years, $153 Million), after which the powers that be at
The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street abruptly cut off negotiations.
The Bronx Embalmers ultimately signed
Carlos Beltran for $45 million over three years.
