Apparently, rapper turned agent Jay-Z (Earth name: Shawn Corey Carter) made a complete horse's rear end of himself at a meeting with the Mariners yesterday. As a result, Robinson Cano has likely missed out on 9-year, $225 million deal from Seattle. The word is that the moronic owner of the Brooklyn Nets demanded a tenth year, forcing a Mariners official (said by some to be the principal owner) storm out of the meeting in disgust. Now, Cano may have to slink back to the Bronx and accept an 'inferior' offer (around $170 million). Somewhere, Scott Boras is smiling.