Monday, November 25, 2013

REPORT: Carlos Beltran Next Evil Empire Target

After signing Brian McCann to a five-year, $85 million contract, reports suggest that Carlos Beltran is the new priority of The Pinstriped Posers. Moreover, Beltran has sent back the love to The Bronx Embalmers—letting it be known that he wants to perform at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street. So, the only stumbling block appears to be the difference between a two- and three-year deal. Let the Love-In continue! Get a room!