Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Presidential Visit Adds To Game 6 Congestion

Editor's Note: The following has been sanitized for political correctness. President Barack Obama will visit Boston today—the day of a potentially historic World Series clincher. He will make a 4 PM speech at Faneuil Hall that will address, "the importance of providing all Americans with quality, affordable health insurance." That's an exact quote from the White House press release. There are rumors that he will then go to Fenway Park for Game 6 of the World Series. On top of all this, a Drake concert will be going on at the Garden. For those of you over the age of 20, Drake is a very popular Canadian rapper. We will leave it up to our readers to rank order the importance of these events. Good luck navigating the security, parking bans and general chaos that will ensue tonight! Try ParkWhiz HERE.