In just a few short hours, the world can finally celebrate a moment that has been too long in coming—
Yankee Elimination Day. With just one more loss by
The Bronx Embalmers or one more win by Tito's Indians and
The Pinstriped Posers will be sent to the links for the Winter. With reports that manager
Joe Girardi will be leaving and a possible free-agency departure by
Robinson Cano, we can look forward to even bleaker days at
The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street. All hail Yankee Elimination Day!
