Wednesday, September 25, 2013

World Awaits Arrival Of Yankee Elimination Day!

In just a few short hours, the world can finally celebrate a moment that has been too long in coming—Yankee Elimination Day. With just one more loss by The Bronx Embalmers or one more win by Tito's Indians and The Pinstriped Posers will be sent to the links for the Winter. With reports that manager Joe Girardi will be leaving and a possible free-agency departure by Robinson Cano, we can look forward to even bleaker days at The Concrete Bunker On 161st Street. All hail Yankee Elimination Day!