Wednesday, August 28, 2013

REPORT: NYY Could Be 'Wild Card' On Ellsbury

The Horror
According to Jon Heyman of CBSSports.com, The Evil Empire (AKA The Pinstriped Posers, Evil Ones, Bronx Embalmers) could be a "wild card" contender for the free agency services of Jacoby Ellsbury. In an article listing the top 50 2014 free agents (Ellsbury is ranked #2 just behind Robinson Cano), Heyman states that Boston, Seattle or Toronto are the most likely landing spots for Jacoby—but a plopping down in the Bronx is not out of the question. The sight of Ellsbury in pinstripes is enough to induce nausea.