Leave it to Ozzie Guillen to cut right to the heart of the PED crisis facing MLB. In the wake of the "Dirty Dozen + A-Fraud" suspensions yesterday, Ozzie made an interesting connection on his TWITTER account. Essentially, he's laying the blame at the feet of none other than Madonna. Hey, he's got a point. After all, it turns out that Alex Rodriguez was not a "Lucky Star", and he was teetering on the "Borderline" of a lifetime suspension yesterday. And, you could almost hear his minions shouting back at Bud Selig, "Papa Don't Preach". But, ultimately, A-Rod wanted to "Vogue" and engaged in "Hanky Panky". Now, The Fraudulent One will likely have a 211-game "Holiday". See what we did there?