Apparently, Red Sox Nation really wants to greet A-Rod on his return to Fenway Park on Friday night. StubHub lists two tickets in the third row behind the Yankee dugout at $716.45 per ticket. Or, you can sit with the 'hoi polloi' in Section 25 of the Grandstands (where you can enjoy the cozy 1912 vintage wooden seats) for just $131 per ticket ($81 above face value). All this to welcome The Fraudulent One back as he continues his Summer 2013 Biogenesis Tour. We're hoping that fans display good manners in their taunting and derision. After all, we came very close to signing this bozo to a long-term deal back in 2003. Thank goodness for the intransigence of the MLB Players Association!