Monday, August 5, 2013

'A-Rid' Circus Act To End At 3PM Eastern

A-Fraud Satyricon
The first portion of today's Fellini-like absurdity surrounding Alex Rodriguez should end in a few minutes, when MLB officially hands down a 214-game suspension for The Fraudulent One. "A-Rid" is expected to appeal the decision, which will give him just enough time to greet the media in the Yankee clubhouse tonight. The second half of today's Hardball Satyricon will be when he walks to the plate for his first at-bat of 2013 at U.S. Cellular Field. Bring it on.